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21 Apr 2014, Mon (20289)
via itskaztiel
fonte sebuckianstan
Natasha: Have you considered one of the 58 dating options I gave you?
Steve: I just want someone who has the same life experiences I have: growing up broke in Brooklyn, fighting during World War II, being frozen for most of life.
Bucky: Hi, I’m back.


21 Apr 2014, Mon (177123)
via itskaztiel
fonte petalnoseremade99

radn:

catspring:

i don’t get why we need driver’s training. driving is just like mario kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people

please never drive


20 Apr 2014, Sun (724)
via subcourfeyrac
fonte smileyfacewinkwink

Aaron Tveit’s reaction to why the internet is so obsessed with him is exactly why we all love him." (x)


19 Apr 2014, Sat (2647)
via winterpatriot
fonte hawkerly

and the saga continues x


19 Apr 2014, Sat (298197)
via itskaztiel
fonte flyingscotsman
Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever


19 Apr 2014, Sat (245677)
via itskaztiel
fonte theatrefetish

theatrefetish:

you know what upsets me

bunnies have tons of sex

like supposedly always humping right

but does that affect how we look at bunnies?

no

do we still think bunnies are cute af?

yes

do we want bunnies any less because of their sex habits?

no

treat people like bunnies ok

this has been a psa


19 Apr 2014, Sat (52110)
via going-crazy-for-you
fonte mutualassureddistraction

19 Apr 2014, Sat (161635)
via tic-tacky
fonte panerasexual

ding-ding-motherfuckers:

cyberbullys:

darrynek:

tall people = the enemy 

can’t even see you hatin from all the way down there

I will tie your fucking shoelaces together and you won’t even know til its too late


19 Apr 2014, Sat (277184)
via going-crazy-for-you
fonte heart

heart:

if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.


19 Apr 2014, Sat (403623)
via itskaztiel
fonte animal-diversity

fallarcy:

thetalkingpoltergeist:

midgardmorningstar:

amnesia-amethyst:

 

omg i fucking love this

It’s like in the second to last gif the owl is saying “I got kissed by a really cute boy”

"…oh my" 

is this DIsney in HD


19 Apr 2014, Sat (311)
via silly-luv
fonte silly-luv
silly-luv:

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silly-luv:

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19 Apr 2014, Sat (472008)
via itskaztiel
fonte ethanwearsprada

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND


19 Apr 2014, Sat (32106)
via tic-tacky
fonte nosdrinker

nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying


19 Apr 2014, Sat (81519)
via theleoconstellation
fonte javeliner

emiliaclarkesfuturewife:

floozys:

javeliner:

hang on, wait a second

i thought this was a joke

image

but it seems to be 

image

100% serious

image

men are weak


19 Apr 2014, Sat (389396)
via bootslots
fonte memeguy-com
adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

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